We have been releasing a spate of products recently, but our latest and most exciting is our move into the vrinking market with E-lager.
It looks and feels just like a real can of lager, but when you hold up the can and vrink (def: to slurp vinkahol) an atomiser is activated which vaporises the e-foria liquid inside.
The resulting thick vapour tastes and feels just like a real lager, but, after swallowing, the contents vaporise away, escaping through your nostrils, mouth and other orifices.
What's left behind? Alcohol - with none of the fatty carbohydrates of real beer.
Unfortunately, the escaping vapor does cause some side effects, namely excessive and extremely loud burping noises when escaping from the mouth, nose and ears, as well as loud farting noises, although these do carry a rather pleasant lagger-like aroma.
All side effects disappear completely within 3 years of 'vrinking' (the act of consuming an e-lager).
1. Two refillable elager cans.
2. 5 bottles of E-foria e-liquid - enough to get you completely smashed 5 nights in a row.
3. USB charger
4. A manual with advice on how to vrink responsibly
5. USB charger (adaptor also available for separate purchase)
Be a responsible Vrinker!
- vrinking is only for vrinkers over the legal vrinking age
- limit yourself to one, maximum two vrinks a day if you’re a woman and two to three vrinks a day if you’re a man (or up to 10 vrinks if you are a real man)
- don't vrink and drive
- never vrink if you’re pregnant
- never mix vinkahol with medicine
Happy April Fools!