It’s official: Electronic cigarettes make you really, really horny!

Girl with mischievous look in her eye places hand on her boyfriend's chest.
How does the electronic cigarette make YOU feel?

A new study is arousing great interest in China after being published on 中国科学日报 (China Science Daily) yesterday. The study finally provides evidence of a phenomenon which doctors and scientists had previously only suspected… the effect of vaping on our sex drive.

I would have pasted the article below, but unfortunately it is currently only available in Chinese. Luckily, after years of importing e-cigarettes from mainland China, I am fluent in Mandarin Chinese and have translated the gist for you.

Vaping and Sex Study Results

Dr Wel Hung’s study of 67 male and female prostitutes in downtown Tripoli found that vaping e-cigarettes lead to the following results:

  • 67% increase in stamina
  • 99.324% increase in desire
  • In 43.24% of cases it was also a complete cure for impotence

The results of the study were summarised in a graph:

Effect of vaping on sex drive, displayed in graph format.Intriguingly, the graphs shows that the more e-cigarettes vapers vape, the more they want to have sex. (And the link to our Halo e-liquids is here, by the way.)

Dr Hung speculated that nicotine E-sireds, freed from tentopims founds in tobacco smoke, copulated with propylene glycol to form inosexic nicopropogei chemicals which stimulated both male and female tetestorai.

Good news or not?

The seemingly positive news has been welcomed by the Hong Kong Society for Impotent Sex Addicts, which stated:

“At last our members have hope of once again being able to stand up proudly in public!”

Dr Hung warned against using nicotine, which he describe as Satan’s drug, for sex purposes.

However, under intense scrutiny from journalists, 67 year old non-smoker Dr Hung admitted he had taken up vaping since leaving his wife and marrying a 17 year old Thai fashion actress, although he refused to comment on the reason.

Have you experienced any increase in Libido since switching to Vaping? Please let us know in the comments below.

p.s. Also see our own research, which previously found that e-cigarettes had a positive effect on libido. That wasn’t a very serious study, so we are now inviting more participants.

p.p.s. I don’t like to crow, but I predicted this result in our article smoking, sex and the electronic cigarette!

 

23 thoughts on “It’s official: Electronic cigarettes make you really, really horny!

  1. Shame on you, John. I am sure Hung has a completely different meaning in Chinese, and of course it would have no impact on the quality of his research. It could account for his ability to get a new girlfriend at the age of 67, though…

  2. Hey! Wow! I’d never tried e-fags before, but having read this, I just ordered 15 starter packs, and I’m going to vape like buggery.

    By the way, I’m really impressed with your fluency in Mandarin. I think I might learn it too so I can follow Dr. Wel Hung’s further research. Do you think I could pick it up in a week or two if I try really hard?

    1. “Do you think I could pick it up in a week or two if I try really hard?”

      As one’s intelligence is also directly linked to the amount you vape, and you have just ordered 15 starter packs – yes!

  3. Is it for real? Its all based on speculations and translating mandarin chinese? Well Mr. Hung your surname suits you fine!

  4. My next door neighbour & his wife, acouple in their 80’s, were heavy smokers & hitherto, a very quiet couple indeed. Then I introduced them to vaping. After a couple of weeks, my sleep began to be disturbed by a lot of banging & muffled screams. When I enquired, the husband told me he was doing a lot of DIY during the night so that he could spend more time with his wife during the day. He insisted that the scream were due to poor light at night causing him to hit his thumb with the hammer from time to time. Yesterday, they insisted on taking me out to dinner as a big thank you for introducing them to vaping. A very nice evening but I was a little concerned about the looks they kept giving me & and a notable increase in ‘touchy feely’ behaviour.

    1. I am sorry, Richard, it sounds like one of the side effects of vaping. Fortunately, these side effects are only experienced by 9 in every 10 people.

  5. Alas, it would appear I am the 1 out of 10!!! I’m sure that my husband will agree with me! Tee hee! Brill article!

  6. Hello James: Check this out for number 16.
    DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE, DOUBLE YOUR FUN
    TAKE TWO E-CIGS TO BED, INSTEAD OF ONE

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *