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26 Ways Electronic Cigarettes Are Better Than Sex

Plus – announcing the winners to our recent giveaway!

1. Your ecig doesn’t care when you use another ecig.

2. You can play with different e-liquids at the same time, or with several different electronic cigarettes, one after the other.

3. After you use an ecig, you don’t need to cuddle it.

4. (On the other hand, it’s happy to be held even when it is spent.)

5. When an e-cig runs out of juice, you can just fill it up and go all over again.

6. Your e-cigarette is always hard when you need it.

7. You can try an e-cigarette for free at any Smoker’s Angel shop before you commit.

8. When you get bored with your e-cig, you can just get another one and it won’t complain.

9. E-cigs don’t get jealous.

10. You can choose the exact colour and length of e-cigarette you want, whether it’s a small and white e-cigarette – or a big black one.

11. And an e-cigarette is always exactly the length it claims to be.

12. You can use an e-cigarette in public without getting arrested.

13. And you can use an e-cigarette in our office without being fired.

14. As long as you keep it charged, your e-cigarette is always ready to perform.

15. And if you’re not in the mood, it won’t complain.

16. This one’s up to you!

Leave a comment below with your entry for reason 16 before the 26th of November.

Our favourite will win 3 bottles of e-liquid (click here to view the range).

We’ve also got one bottle of e-liquid to give away for our next 5 favourite comments.

Please keep your ideas to suggestive innuendo, any x-rated responses will be enjoyed but not published (i.e. don’t take the level even lower than it already is 😉 )

Winning Comments:

As we had loads of brilliant suggestions, it was really hard to choose the winners. Sadly, we can only choose 6 winners – and here they are:

16. You can vape while riding a horse down a public street, with a monkey combing your hair and no one will think you are weird. Ok, maybe a little, but at least you won’t get arrested for it. (Ed Morgan)

17. You always know which button to press to get it going.(Russell David McLean).

18. Foreplay is not required to turn on an Ecig. Just a gentle caress of its sexy smooth button 😉 (Marci Holland)

19. You can have a 3 way with your Ecig and 2 friends in public and no one will batter an eyelid 😉 (Grace Quick )

20. You always know where the G-Spot is. (The button) (Brian TeamDaddy Ng)

21. You can try your friends ecig and he can try yours and nobody bats an eyelid. (Phil Honey)

Winners, we’ll be getting in contact with you (if you left a Facebook comment please monitor it for messages) but if you want to speed up the process send an email with your name, address and choice of eliquid from here to [email protected]

More Great Comments

The following didn’t quite make it into the top 6 – but they are still very funny!

22. Your Ecig will never say NO, no matter what you want to do with it. It let’s you do whatever it is you want. It’s the complete package. It’s a girl/guys best friend. (Ryan).

23. You can mail order an ecig without raising eyebrows. (Tynwia)

24. E-cigs will not fake an orgasm, they are always hot and steamy. (Tiggerts)

25. Vaping alone won’t make you go blind…lol (Theresa Boes)

26. You can vape with a large group of friends and it never gets weird later. (Also by Ed Morgan)

There are loads of great suggestions in the comments below – which is your favourite?

Two Ways E-Cigarettes Make Sex Even Better

Don’t think e-cigarettes are better than sex? No problem, because they also complement it.

1. After a long steamy session in the sack, what’s better than a post coital vape.

2. Research by Dr Wel Hung shows that e-cigarettes make us horny. Check it out here!

More humour:

E-lager from the Drinking Angel
20 Weird Ways to Quit Smoking and The Ten Most Bizarre Ways to Quit Smoking

23 thoughts on “26 Ways Electronic Cigarettes Are Better Than Sex”

  1. Your Ecig will never say NO, no matter what you want to do with it. It let’s you do whatever it is you want. It’s the complete package. It’s a girl/guys best friend.

  2. Drip tips, and skins. Customizing your ecig, the way you like without complaining.

    Finding that “sweet spot” to taste the juice.

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