Stealth vaping in camouflaged clothing

How to Stealth Vape Like a Pro

Updated: July 2021

A friend of mine has spent much of the lockdown at home with his parents. 

He’s an ex-smoker, now avaper. His parents are not massive fans of vaping – although they’re pleased he’s vaping instead of smoking – so he leaves the house to vape. 

He combines his vape with a walk, and has found a pleasant place under a shady tree to enjoy his vape. 

Unfortunately, not everyone appreciates that. A runner who goes past the same spot where my friend vapes hates the habit. It’s got to the state where my friend receives a daily torrent of rage and abuse for using the device which is keeping him off smoking.

We can’t control how people react to vaping. And sometimes it can be tiring to have to explain the benefits of vaping – again and again and again. Fortunately, there is a way to vape discreetly. Welcome to stealth vaping. 

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What is stealth vaping?

Stealth vaping means discreet vaping. When you stealth vape, you use your vape in a way that people will not notice unless they pay close attention. 

This involves using smaller, lower powered devices which can be held in the palm of your hand, and vaping with high PG e-liquid. It also means using vaping techniques which minimise the amount of vapour you exhale. 

What is zero vaping?

Man vaping without vapour.

Since we first wrote this post, the term zero vaping has crept into vaping parlance. 

Zero vaping is a subset of stealth vaping. While stealth vaping means to vape discreetly, zero vaping means to vape without exhaling any vapour. 

While it’s relatively easy to adjust your technique, device and equipment for stealth vaping, blowing out only a thin wisp of vapour, zero vaping is more difficult and will need some practice. The techniques are the same, but need more refinement. 

When is stealth vaping acceptable?

Most vapers turn to vaping because they are addicted to nicotine, and want to stop smoking cigarettes. 

However, as we saw with my friend, some people take offence at people vaping, even when you are outside. 

There’s a proportion of the general public who have been misinformed, believing that second hand vapour could harm them in some way, even though studies like this have shown the risk from second-hand vapour is next-to-none.

At the same time, if you’ve recently switched to vaping, relapsing to smoking is always a danger. So ideally you want to avoid going to a smoking shelter where you could be met with temptation.

Perhaps that’s why, when we conducted a survey on vape etiquette, 67% of vapers thought stealth vaping was sometimes acceptable.

The dangers of stealth vaping

No vaping sign.

There’s two key areas where stealth vaping can cause problems.

The first is vaping in a place where it is forbidden. Sometimes this can have serious consequences. 

I’ve heard of several people who have vaped on Qatar Airways who have been arrested and spent several nights in jail in the Middle East. Stealth vaping, especially when it is done wrong, can also cause alarm. In one example, a bus was stopped on a UK motorway by armed police after a passenger reported smoke coming from another passenger. In fact, it was simply vapour. 

In the UK, we can legally vape in most places (and we can often vape where we can‘t smoke), but there are local restrictions to contend with. This means vaping is restricted in: 

  • Trains and train stations
  • Buses
  • Airplanes
  • Some businesses and pubs
  • Theatres and cinemas
  • Some hospitals

The second is the reputational risk carried from vaping. Like it or not, vaping has a stigma attached for some people, who find it hard to distinguish from smoking. Get caught vaping in a place where it is forbidden – and you risk cementing the bad reputation in people’s minds.

With these dangers in mind, remember to use your stealth vaping powers responsibly!

What about countries where vaping is illegal?

When we first wrote this post, we talked about the potential for vaping to become illegal. 

As we mentioned, many vapers would not give up vaping, even if it was illegal. 

In fact, two thirds of European vapers said they would buy e-liquid on the black market if it is banned by the EU. 

Sadly, vaping has become illegal in countries like India and Thailand, with consequences including fines and even jail time. 

This provides an ethical quandary. People in these countries have a choice between acting to save their health and lives by using a product that the UK government says is at least 95% safer than smoking – or breaking the law. Those who do choose to vape will need to become expert stealth vapers. 

How do you stealth vape?

Direct Lung vaping - great in a vape shop.

Sub-ohm devices are great for massive clouds of vapour – not so good for stealth vaping!

Fortunately, stealth vaping is simple. All you need is the right equipment, the right e-liquid, and the right technique.

What are the best stealth vaping devices? (UK)

The ideal stealth vaping device has several qualities. 

1. It is small, which means it won’t attract as much attention. Ideally, it will fit easily into the palm of your hand.
2. It can be used at low wattages and is compatible with a high resistance coil. This means the amount of vapour will be minimised.
3. It does not have an LED light, such as those found at the end of a cigalike, which lights up when you puff. (Though you can often simply put your finger over these!)

Some older devices also have stealth mode. This usually means that data displayed on the device display screen is turned off, which can help in low light situations. Unfortunately, this mode seems to have fallen out of fashion. 

Here’s a few ideas to try: 

Vaporesso Osmall: Super compact, high resistance coils

The compact Vaporesso Osmall.

For discreet vaping you want a tiny device. As the name suggests, the Osmall is small, with a length of just 8cm. The device outputs just 11 watts, while the 1.2Ω coils are ideal for use with higher PG e-liquids for thinner clouds of vapour. 

Aspire Vilter: Discreet vapour

The Aspire Vilter is an intriguing device which can use a cigarette like filter to replicate the experience of smoking. For stealth vaping, though, you’re going to want to remove the cigarette-like filter and replace it with the standard mouth piece. The device is slightly longer than the Smok Thiner below, but it produces a very thin (but still satisfying) stream of vapour.

Smok Thiner: A vape that doesn’t look like a vape

The super skim Smok Thiner.

The Smok Thiner has just landed on my desk, and what’s striking is that it just doesn’t like an e-cigarette. As the name suggests, it’s incredibly thin, and while bright, it’s resemblance to a non-vaping gadget means it could be a good option. While the 0.82 coil is not super high resistance, this device does work at very low wattages. Combine it with stealth vaping techniques and it can deliver a thin stream of vapour which is barely noticeable.

What e-liquid should you use for stealth vaping?

VG:PG Ratio

Most e-liquids contain a mixture of propylene glycol and vegetable glycerine. Both can be used to vape, but both have different properties.

For more vapour, you generally use an e-liquid with a VG:PG ratio of 70:30 or higher. When you are stealth vaping you are better with a higher PG ratio. These produces less vapour. The higher PG ratio will also provide more throat hit. 

Examples include Halo Vapour Co, which comes with a VG:PG ratio of 50:50, and Vape Mate, which has a VG:PG ratio of 30:70. 

Nicotine Strength

If you are using less power, you will be inhaling less vapour. So to assuage nicotine cravings, you may need to increase the nicotine strength of the e-liquid you are using. 

You do need to balance this when using some of the techniques below, as you may be holding the vapour in for longer periods of time, which gives your body more time to absorb the nicotine. 

Stealth Vaping Techniques

A woman stealth vapes with a discrete vaping device.

In many cases, simply quietly vaping without being too obvious about it can be effective. Put too much effort into stealth, and you can end up drawing attention to yourself. That said, these techniques can help. Refine these techniques, and you may be able to achieve zero vaping.

Palm vaping

Hopefully by now you have a device which is little bigger than your palm of your hand. When you hold your vape in your hand, ensure that it is encased in the palm of your hand, so the device extrudes as little as possible. 

If there are LED lights or display, ensure these are covered and that the display is pointing face in towards your hand. 

The second inhale

You’ll generally see advice to inhale deeply and hold in the vapour before blowing out.

However, for best results, you want to inhale without taking in too much vapour.  Remove the vape from your mouth and then inhale air. Then hold the vapour in for around 10-15 seconds before breathing out.

The swallow technique

The second technique is to inhale, then swallow the vapour (twice if you can). Inhale air again if you can, then exhale.

I’ve demonstrated these techniques in the video below:

Exhaling when stealth vaping

Do think about how you exhale too. Purse your lips to make a tiny hole, or place your top lip over your bottom lip, and inhale downwards to minimise the appearance of any vapour.  

OnVaping also have some good tips, including putting a fist in front of your mouth when exhaling, nicely illustrated with gifs.

Wrapping up

It’s worth repeating – people have lost their jobs, or even spent nights in jail, for vaping where they shouldn’t. 

These techniques are ideal for places where you are allowed to vape, but do not wish to draw attention to yourself. Use responsibly!

Do you stealth vape? Do you think stealth vaping is acceptable? Do you have any tips we haven’t mentioned in this post?

Let me know in the comments.

16 thoughts on “How to Stealth Vape Like a Pro”

  1. “have been put in prison for vaping on airlines” is this real? Do you have a link to someone jailed for vaping on a plane?

  2. Here’s another one – also Qatar:

    https://www.flyertalk.com/forum/qatar-airways-privilege-club/1411735-avoid-qatar-airways.html

    They seem to have a thing about e-cigs. I’ve used Qatar a few times, and find them to be a good airline, but they do have a bee in their bonnet about e-cigs. They make a big issue about how e-cigs are forbidden on flights in their pre-flight announcements. That’s ok; I just nip to the loo if I feel like a tug on my e-cig. I’m actually more of a tobacco man myself, and given the choice will always opt for a roll-up rather than an e-cig, but they do have their uses. One of those uses being the ability to have a vape on a Qatar flight, albeit a sneaky one. The beauty of e-cigs is that they don’t leave a tell-tale smell, and (as long as you’re not producing Bob Marley-like clouds of vapour) they don’t set off smoke alarms in aircraft toilets.

    I can actually do long-haul flights without a problem, ciggy-wise, and don’t really need to do the clandestine vaping in the bog; I just enjoy sticking two fingers up to the joyless bastards who want to control me. Fuck ’em. All their ‘science’ about smoking is bullshit anyway, and I treat it with the contempt it deserves. The day will come when they are exposed for the charlatans that they are.

      1. That’s as may be, but they can’t be too sensitive, otherwise they’d go off every time someone turns on the hot tap. I use an EGO-CE4 which I’ve had for a couple of years, and when I’m vaping on a flight I just hold it in for a while and then exhale into the crook of my arm, where my clothes seem to absorb any vapour that might be left. There are no visible emissions.

        It shows how Tobacco Control are grasping at straws now. They got smoking banned on flights based on the fabricated myth of ‘second-hand smoke’, despite much research discrediting their arguments. It’s proving much harder to lie about ‘second-hand vapour’, so they’re reduced to whining about how “it looks like smoking…”

        What a bunch of sub-human tossers.

    1. James hard to be totally sure, but i think a detector that did trigger at the ‘whiff’ of asmall amount of PG VG vapor , would also trigger too many ‘false positives’ -spray deodorants and lavish perfume would provably have similar effect . I did once live in a flat (in a large complex) where anybody leaving the shower door open, and having a long extravagant shower, would trigger the fire alarm for the whole tower block. This resulted so many false alarms (at a cost of $500 AU a pop to the body corporate) , that they had to be replaced with other more selective alarms.

      1. PG And VG are water soluble ‘sugar alcohol’ family compounds , am no chemist, but I think they could be too similar to many other common , non smoke vapors. (Least in small amounts) And also they dissipate much more quickly- do not hang around in the air – the way that smoke does.

        Same time i agree that it is best not to push the line too hard.

        1. Hi John

          I just did a little experiment. I stood in a chair and blew a cloud of fairly thick vapour into our fire alarm – it went off almost immediately. I’m not sure what type it is, although I see a blog post on this coming!

          BTW, we vape in the office all the time and it has never set the alarm off all the time. I think most of the time it is not going to be an issue, but it shows it is possible for vapour to set off an alarm.

          Cheers

          James

          1. 🙂

            i was thinking of the very small amounts generated by the ocasional stealthy vape, exhaled downwards.

            I did hear a story of somebody who was a bit obsessive about ‘germs’, who sprayed disinfectant all over the aircraft toilet cubicle , before use, setting of the alarm- it might be a urban myth.

          2. Craig MacInnes

            If your smoke alarm is photoelectric then anything which blocks the light will set off the alarm. This can be smoke (good 😂) steam or even a dust cloud. If vaping normally and not blowing vast clouds of vapour directly into the alarm, by the time the vapour (steam) gets to the smoke detector it should be dissipated enough to allow light through and so no problem

  3. When in the “High Street” I’m happy to vape publicly most of the time – I’m also happy to discuss vaping with one and all most of the time – however I do not feel that I always have to be available for comment – and so on these occasions I stealth vape. I also think that the NHS would be doing themselves a big favor if they had designated vaping areas… I recently attended a hospital where there were the usual crowd of smokers gathered around the entrance, despite a message being announced over the tannoy advising that the hopital grounds were a no smoking area – and being totally ignored, however I wonder if they added a vaping area whether some would pay attention and at least give it a try? Vape On d8)>

    1. That’s a pretty good idea.

      I have some sympathy for people in hospital grounds. Do they really expect people who are ill to walk a quarter of a mile out of hospital grounds?

  4. Hi all.
    I fly fairly regularly and just vape right there in my seat! This year so far I have been to Portugal, Dubai and Cuba and vaped all the way there and back. My method: hold ecig-mine is the long batt with a big volume tank so not easy to hide-anyway, hold ecig with hand closed, in line with hand, top to bottom, so the drip tip just protrudes between thumb and forefinger, tuck the long end into your sleeve (you have to be wearing long sleeves to do this) and slyly vape as if you are just sort of chewing the end of your thumb. If you are noticed by paranoid eyes simply let the ecig slide up your sleeve! Works a treat with a little practice! I really do do it everywhere-works really well when its cold as you can pretend you are blowing warm air on your hands.
    Keep on vaping in the free world and educate the ignorant!

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